I sit here reblogging perfect skinny girls while i eat chips! thats life

You’re on a different road, I’m in the milky way
You want me down on earth, but I am up in space
You’re so damn hard to please, we gotta kill this switch
You’re from the 70’s, but I’m a 90’s b*tch



You can not lie to a liar.

Yes my life is sad. very, very sad.

If I was like my sister, I would be dead by now.
Me and my friends only have one thing common, we all like drinking..

I have so many personalities that I try to fit into one body
Beverly Hills Cop II

Yeeeeeees!!!!! :D

I love how my mom totaly ignores everything I say…
My two youngest sisters having a fight. Sis1: "You are so fucking ugly! "
Sis2: "Well I think you look like shit! "
Me: "You guys are fucking identical twins.... "
Sis1: ".... "
Sis2: ".... "
Sis1 and 2: "*leaves room and calls me an Idiot*..."
Oh yeah my sister is so lovely, so talented, so gorgeous, her hair is so beautiful, she is just so so nice!!

thanks mom…. 

Why do I always want, what I can’t get …

He just seems so unachievable and acts so confident, like nobody could ever have him. 

Am I the only one who find it fascinating reading about astrology and signs of the Zodiac?
omg omg omg my legs got color and it’s not white!!!

It only very little but still!!!!